I am looking for a job!!!

[BEELZEBOB]

I have been with the same company for 8 years. I currently put in 50+ hours a week.

I am second in command to my owner, who I have recently taken a few moral and human issues with.

I am highly adaptable, hard working and a proud American LOL

Just putting it out there to see if a could potentially help another member.

[ChunkyMonkey]

That's a great resume.. so what do you do again?

[argonstrom]

That's a great resume.. so what do you do again?

I could always add another lot lizard to my staff. The pay blows, but you get a lot of tips!

[ray1970]

I've been looking for someone to mow my lawn. I won't pay you very much but you will be number two in charge right behind me.

[def90]

Porn isn't what you thought it would be?

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[Jamnanc]

Seriously though. What industry?

[Sparky]

You good with a shovel? I have a ditch that needs to be dug. 150 ft long 2.5 feet deep by thursday

[KS63]

We could use a person with your experience in________.

[tmleadr03]

Sorry, you sound overqualified.

[blacklabel]

I'd leave the "LOL" out of your actual resume.