Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
She called me.
Her: Have you been watching sex shows on the TV again?
Me: What the hell are you talking about? (I already forgot I texted her).
Her: Well have you?
Me: Oooohhhhh. No, I was reading a thread. It was about asking your significant other to have sex either via text message or in person.
Her: The thread was about letting your significant other have sex with another person?
Me: NO! That's not even close to what I said.
Her: Well, you mumbled and it sounds like your mouth is full.
Me: Oh, sorry about that. Me and the cat are sharing some salami.
Her: Well, I'm down the street, I'll be home soon.

Went about as well as expected.
Sure you were , ok.