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  1. 08-07-2013, 20:38 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    She called me.
    Her: Have you been watching sex shows on the TV again?
    Me: What the hell are you talking about? (I already forgot I texted her).
    Her: Well have you?
    Me: Oooohhhhh. No, I was reading a thread. It was about asking your significant other to have sex either via text message or in person.
    Her: The thread was about letting your significant other have sex with another person?
    Me: NO! That's not even close to what I said.
    Her: Well, you mumbled and it sounds like your mouth is full.
    Me: Oh, sorry about that. Me and the cat are sharing some salami.
    Her: Well, I'm down the street, I'll be home soon.

    Went about as well as expected.
    Sure you were , ok.
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  2. 08-07-2013, 20:47 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    She called me.
    Her: Have you been watching sex shows on the TV again?
    Me: What the hell are you talking about? (I already forgot I texted her).
    Her: Well have you?
    Me: Oooohhhhh. No, I was reading a thread. It was about asking your significant other to have sex either via text message or in person.
    Her: The thread was about letting your significant other have sex with another person?
    Me: NO! That's not even close to what I said.
    Her: Well, you mumbled and it sounds like your mouth is full.
    Me: Oh, sorry about that. Me and the cat are sharing some salami.
    Her: Well, I'm down the street, I'll be home soon.

    Went about as well as expected.

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  3. 08-07-2013, 21:33 #23
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    I'm lost. I think I got the "TF" part but what the heck are D, M and L other than Roman numerals?
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  4. 08-07-2013, 21:47 #24
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    DTF stands for Down to F*ck.
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  5. 08-07-2013, 22:01 #25
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  6. 08-07-2013, 22:06 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post
    I'm lost. I think I got the "TF" part but what the heck are D, M and L other than Roman numerals?
    Don't feel bad, I had to look it up too..Guess I'm getting old!
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  7. 08-07-2013, 22:37 #27
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    Lol it works.
    Me: DTF?
    Her: ok, when?
    Me: after I poop!
    Her: GOODNIGHT!

    I couldnt stop laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glock21 View Post
    Lol it works.
    Me: DTF?
    Her: ok, when?
    Me: after I poop!
    Her: GOODNIGHT!

    I couldnt stop laughing.
    Fail!
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  9. 08-07-2013, 22:50 #29
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    It was a total fail. Maybe tomorrow lol
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  10. 08-07-2013, 22:51 #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by <MADDOG> View Post
    Don't feel bad, I had to look it up too..Guess I'm getting old!
    Shit went right over my head til I pulled up urban dictionary.

    That shit is pretty funny.
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