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  1. 08-07-2013, 16:43 #1
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    Default Saw this and laughed hard..

    So on "that other site" there was a thread about asking the significant other for sex via text vs in person.
    One post was great:

    Him: DTF?
    Her: Yes! Who is this?
    Him: :-(

    Got a good laugh out of it......
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    Haha! Poor bastard
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    Well it is a vague question.
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    Default Saw this and laughed hard..

    That's why you don't date strippers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    That's why you don't date strippers.


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    Correct, one does not date a stripper.
    You schtoink a stripper.

    And then visit your local free clinic ASAP.
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    Default Re: Saw this and laughed hard..

    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Correct, one does not date a stripper.
    You schtoink a stripper.

    And then visit your local free clinic ASAP.
    Brings back memories.. back in Minneapolis that would have been the Red Door Clinic.. lol

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  10. 08-07-2013, 18:37 #10
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    I read this as well... Also was entertained.. Did text the wife the same... will probably be huge fail.. Yes I'm predicting a fail but just like that Allstate commercial.. Hell Yeah..
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