At Ikea now

[Holger Danske]

I hate this place. What do the women folk see in it? Hell probably has an Ikea store.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

You should find Baileys guns. He should be somewhere around there.

[Great-Kazoo]

I hate this place. What do the women folk see in it? Hell probably has an Ikea store.

For every $1500 they spend, a vibrator is donated in their names to those less fortunate.

[Rooskibar03]

I only go for the Horse, er I mean meatballs.

[TheGrey]

I hate this place. What do the women folk see in it? Hell probably has an Ikea store.

Inexpensive storage and lighting solutions, mostly. It's great for college kids just starting out, too.
Personally, I don't like the Swedish Modern style of furnishings, but the shelving and storage stuff can't be beat.

Now, the shuffling, slack-jawed cattle that shuffle around and block the aisles as they scratch their butts in contemplation are enough to drive a person up a wall, male or female...

[Scanker19]

I lucking fove ikea. I don't care who knows it.

[brutal]

Take something to start a fire in case you get lost in there.

[skierbri10]

Ikea is anti guns. No thanks.

[BPTactical]

You should find Baileys guns. He should be somewhere around there.

Twas gonna say, let's start a game anytime somebody goes to Ikea.
Instead of "Where's Waldo" how about "Where's Carl"?

[Bailey Guns]

Stop it. Or I'm gonna go home.