A Colorado gov should have
A truck big ole gas guzzling mofo
A gun rack in the window with a couple of guns in it
Wear a cowboy hat and boots
Hunt
Spit chew
Kick illegals out twice, then send em home in a body bag after that
Fence off Boulder and let the Cali nuts live there with limited access to the rest of the state.
Ban bicycles everywhere but on designated trails and on designated areas of the road designed for them, if there is no area fine em 1000.00 for tresspassing on roadways.
Let the gays marry just don't let em rejoice on the tube, and have their own gay pride day withou me having my hetero gun toting, honky ass day.

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