So we all know what to use for Zombies...

[DOC]

Ditch whatever heavy crap you can and get the hell out of there...Jason Voorhees does not die.

I have never met anything that I couldn't kill. I will have his machete in my shed and his head on my wall.

BTW: I don't know what SSGD means?

[Ridge]

And he will find a way to get his machete in his mouth and roll his head over to you and kill you....

[DOC]

And he will find a way to get his machete in his mouth and roll his head over to you and kill you....

Yeah your right. But that was in the first 15 movies. I am hoping that age is catching up to him. If not I'm running since I know he only walks.

[Ridge]

Yeah your right. But that was in the first 15 movies. I am hoping that age is catching up to him. If not I'm running since I know he only walks.

Dunno, but it talks about a bunch of kids at the campsite where it all happened...sounds like a series reboot, to me...

[recon1976]

Personally I think if you were so inclined, You could stab him in the eyeball with an sodering iron, then stake him to the ground and have girl scouts try and sell him cookies for three hours. Eventually he would get tired and kill himself.


If that dosen't work I would attach 2 claymores to the front of a vehicle, equipped with a .50 mounted to the rollcage, a 60 poked through the passenger windshield, and enough ammo to fight off a small country and have the first " Jason Voorhees hunting party"

Just a thought....

[refryguy]

Step 1: Stun him.




Step 2: Pick one



Step 3: If you don't like whats in Step 2 proceed here.



Step 4:

Feed the body parts to the aligators at the Denver Zoo.

Step 5:

Open beer and repeat the following, "HOW YA LIKE ME NOW MOTHERF$%@ER!!!"

Step 6:

Have dirty sweaty sex with scantaly clad camp girl he tried to kill.