Maybe you'll get all the way there when you do the dishes after dinner while she smokes a cigar and drinks bourbon?
Looks like you could shoot a soup can from a mile away ... ;-)
It took this long to get her pushing a mower? I see why you want to move.
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
This is all that is man:
Te occidere possunt sed te edere non possunt nefas est
Sane person with a better sight picture
My wife knows what a lawnmower and weed whacker look like...she sees them periodically when I'm operating them. I don't think she's ever actually touched, let alone used any of them. She does like beer, however...usually my beer. At least she has good taste.
SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM
Herding cats and favoring center