back to school night is retarded

[BigBear]

OK Joe blow cock sucker is the new maintenance man.
Mary Jane rotten crotch got married....everyone claps (clap and laugh at everything)
Now she has a new last name...I know I'm not the only one who could
Care less in this crowd.
School starts at 8 and gets out at 2:55. School has been going for three
Weeks. If you don't know this yet please don't have any more kids. I feel like this will
Never end. Im a good person and don't deserve this

I need to sit down and write out the teacher version on this as well. No worries my friend, I think "Back to School Night" is completely retarded as well... And I'm a dang teacher!