Hi! My name's Kevin Drumer from the Colorado State campus in Fort Collins.

I have an irrational fear of guns and senselessly blame them for all of the ills in this world instead of properly blaming the few evil people who illegally use guns. I guess it's fitting though since I'm pretty damned stupid and have no idea how the real world is - reality has never been my thing.

I do enjoy getting down on my knees or bending over and shaking my moneymaker for a real man though, since I can't find a woman who'd give me the time of day (probably because I'm such a sissy wuss). So if you're ever up here in Fort Collins, please look me up; I promise you won't be disappointed.