http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18324478


Boulder police seek suspect who hid in portable toilet at yoga festival

Article says: "A security officer waited outside until a shirtless, shoeless man came out stained with human waste. When the officer tried to stop him, he made a run for it and got away."

"You grab him Bob."
"No you grab him."
"Shit he got away."