AR-16 penny

[Wallary]

New DEWALT Nail Gun

It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.


This makes construction a breeze,


you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.


Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,


relax with a cold Miller Lite and when she has the board in the right place,


just fire away.


With the hundred round magazine,


you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading.


After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun,


the wife will not ask you build or fix anything else again.

[John Moses Browning]

All of those selling points sound rather convincing, but they're gonna have to work on that Miller Lite part. .