Some things are just frickin WRONG...

[BuffCyclist]

I always find it funny when people who don't eat meat try to find things that taste like meat.

Exactly. My fiancee is a vegetarian and nearly every meal she eats will include some kind of fake meat. She then makes fun of me for eating meat all the time and yet I only eat meat every other day or so.

[ChadAmberg]

Exactly. My fiancee is a vegetarian and nearly every meal she eats will include some kind of fake meat. She then makes fun of me for eating meat all the time and yet I only eat meat every other day or so.

Fake Meat = Crimes against Nature. Hell, I even count turkey bacon in that.

Oh, and the only way to break her of that habit is through constant exposure. You need to up your meat eating to every meal. And start snacking on that bacon jerky in between meals. Pretty soon she'll simply overload from exposure and eat real food.

How's that PETA saying go? What's the difference between a Cow and a Puppy? Well, a cow is filled with hundreds of delicious hamburgers!!!