Lessons cost money. Good ones cost lots. -Tony Beets
"Don't make me assume my ultimate form, I will ****ing wreck you!"
"I will go super saiyan"
Can you imagine pulling up behind that lady? I'd be all:
"Aww man, you're out of McFlurry's?"
I get the same way when i crave WhataBurgers.
I have no clue what my ultimate form would be...prolly just a fatter me.
Truffle shuffles
So let me get this straight, that's not the way to order nuggets? Seems pretty dark for 10:30am.
I would have pulled her into the store and stomped her face, if she hit me like that.
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WFT was that...
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.
I'm sorry ma'am. Was that a six piece McNugget and a bottle of Midol?
Holy PMS, Batman.
To be fair, I kind of agree with her though. Earlier this year, I had to leave my house early to get to campus for an early morning exam (think leaving at 5am). When I got out of the exam, it was around 10-1030am and I swung by McDonalds (the last fast food joint out of town before I hit the desert for an hour). Tried to order lunch and they didn't have anything. I was a little sad/upset I couldn't get some nuggets, but I didn't go that batshit crazy.
I remember as a kid thinking that McDonalds was crazy because it always seemed like they stopped serving breakfast around 9am, you know, some ungodly hour and no one could possibly be up that early.
Wow. That was pretty crazy.
Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me