Ariel Castro commits suicide.

[ZERO THEORY]

Going to prison on a skin beef? You're better off dead. Castro was a smart guy.

[Mtn.man]

" Hey guard,,, I would like some rope for some art projects"






Prison staff tried to revive him...

"Hey castro looks blue,,, yeah put a blanket in his cell and check back on him in an hour."

[Kraven251]

What makes you think it was an unassisted suicide? Chesters aren't on vacation, they're marked from day 1.

Not sure I care, end result is positive.

[spqrzilla]

Tam had the best take:

I awoke this morning to find Ariel Castro's lawyer all up in my grill on the television, being huffy and indignant that his client hadn't been prevented from doing the right thing and making a windchime of himself in his prison cell.

Mr. Weintraub, understand me clearly here: I don't care that Castro wasn't stopped from throwing himself a necktie party. Had it been up to me, they'd have walked into the cell, thumped a Makarov and a single round on the table, and walked out to await the sound of the gunshot. Your guy was using up oxygen that could have been put to better use elsewhere.

[Squeeze]

What makes you think it was an unassisted suicide? Chesters aren't on vacation, they're marked from day 1.

^^^This.

[davsel]

[Mtn.man]

The future of America speaks.

[Gman]

...and they vote.

[BushMasterBoy]

He was told to just hang around...