For what it's worth... I love kids... But only if they're not mine. That way I have no responsibility over them or their actions. Kids amuse the hell out of me. Especially the little ones.

My comments about noisy kids were more for the fun factor than actual advice... I have since PM'd the OP with an actual list of advice.

And said sorry for stirring the pot in his thread....







But I still think noise warfare is the way to go.....