I prefer:

First Name: Stalinist
Last Name: Totalitarianism
Date of Death: Sep 10, 2013
Funeral Home: Bloomberg Agenda
Funeral Home Ph Number: 1-888-328-7448

They spit on the foundations of democracy, lied about what they did and who opposed them, tried to steal their way to victory, outspent their opponents 8:1, AND STILL LOST. Coloradans are taking their state back. In lieu of flowers, Colorado requests donations to the freedom-loving organizations that rid the state of Morse and Giron. Molon Labe.

Oh yeah, and I'm in for $50 but put it in the NY Post ... no money to the NY Times.