Running an Ad in the NY Times for Recent Recall... Who Wants to Pitch in?

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These are the categories I'm presented with upon starting to place an ad as a private entity:


Business Opportunities

2 Non 2nd amendment infringing State senators needed!
If you accept Bloombergs $, listen to the White House, you will immediately be terminated.
Opportunity to escape NY and come to the land of the "Free and Brave!"

Must stand For liberty and Freedom, blah blah blah