I wonder, what is the fastest way to get the most number of CU students on tubes and into the creek?

Oh yea, send out an Emergency Alert saying the creek flow is up to 5k cuft. Any true Boulderite will know that in the spring time, the snow melt makes the creek flow at a max of 500cuft and that is some of the best tubing, so 5k cuft should be EPIC!