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  1. 09-19-2013, 14:09 #1
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    Default Need a Pencil Sharpened? $35.00 USD, Please!

    OK. Now I'm convinced people will pay for anything. This guy's made nearly $65,000 in the last couple of years sharpening plain ole number 2 pencils for people. But, hey...he does return the shavings so maybe $35.00 is a good deal.

    NY Man Tires of Sharpening Pencils for $35.00 a Pop


    BTW...if you need your pencil sharpened I'll do it for $20.00 each, 2 for $35.00, return postage included. Oh, hell. I'll even include a shiny, yellow, new #2 pencil.
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    $35 to sharpen pencils? What does he do, take it to the top of a mountain in Tibet, reach enlightenment with the monks, letting the chi flowing off of him sharpen them?
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    I don't get it...So was he sharpening all the pencils to be used by the census or something? Who the F would send him a new pencil and $35 and have him sharpen it for them? Seems to me like something only the govt would do...
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  4. 09-19-2013, 14:25 #4
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    Sounds like someone the obama administration would like to hire
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    Artisanal Pencil Sharpening? ... sounds like it should be a sketch on Portlandia.



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    Well it is 35c for the pencil sharpening and $34.65 for the coke & weed.
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    Brilliant! Wish I thought of it.

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    He sharpens them with......AR-15.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UrbanWolf View Post
    He sharpens them with......AR-15.
    Worse, he sharpens them INTO AR-15s
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