Hahahaha ... if you think that, you should see what the intel weenies have to go through.
Investigator: Our records show you had a shih tzu 20 years ago ...
Weenie: I was 5 ... and my mother chose it ...
Investigator: Nevertheless, it's a Chinese dog, we'll need to see the adoption and veterinarian records and bill of sale ...
Weenie: It died 10 years ago while I was in high school ...
Investigator: I'm sorry, we'll have to use the probe then. I'm afraid we don't have any money for lube due to sequestration but I have a stick you can bite down on ...






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