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  1. 09-24-2013, 17:37 #1
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    Default Only in Fla ...Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2533967.html



    1. Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.
    2. Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
    3. Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.
    4. Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.
    5. Masturbated in the living room.
    6. Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.
    7. Defecated on the floor in two places.
    8. Drank the contents of the vacuum.

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  2. 09-24-2013, 17:41 #2
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    Your description was enough, I an't even gonna read the link.
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    Must have been *on* the same stuff that the face eater guy was *on*

    Damn freaks.
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    dat is screwed up.
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  5. 09-24-2013, 17:48 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Must have been *on* the same stuff that the face eater guy was *on*

    Damn freaks.
    it was found the face eater guy was high on life and nothing else
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  6. 09-24-2013, 17:56 #6
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    B...a...t...h....
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  7. 09-24-2013, 18:05 #7
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    Sounds like a usual Sat. night up here...except drinking out of the vacuum. That's just weird.
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  8. 09-24-2013, 20:53 #8
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    Having lived in Florida, it probably didn't even make the news down there. It's a very unique place....
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  9. 09-24-2013, 20:58 #9
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    Shhooooot......Im 7 out of 8 of those after a couple of Wine Coolers.

    What 7?
    Buy me a 4 pack of Bartels and James!
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  10. 09-24-2013, 22:14 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEAMRICO View Post
    Shhooooot......Im 7 out of 8 of those after a couple of Wine Coolers.

    What 7?
    Buy me a 4 pack of Bartels and James!
    Hahaha

    No matter what 7, your the only winner of that game.

    Could have been worse.. He could have assaulted them with poop!
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