Putin vs Obama

[ZERO THEORY]

Putin's mother





Obama's mother





Putin with his Judo black belt





Obama wincing like a school girl watching Judokas





Putin rides a horse





Obama rides his Huffy





Putin swimming





Obama...works on his tan

[ZERO THEORY]

Putin drinking a pint like a man





Obama nips at his like a nancy





Putin puts in some work on the sea





Obama boogie boards with children





Putin puts his rifle through its paces





Obama uses a squirt gun...then later bans it because it sends an aggressive message of intolerance and violence

[ZERO THEORY]

Putin appears on the cover of American press





Obama appears on the cover of American press

[ZERO THEORY]

Putin is built like a man





Obama: do you even lift, bro?





Putin's 1,000 yard stare





Obama's goofy grin





Putin looks China's president in the eye





Obama submits





Putin looks the Saudi king in the eye



Obama submits





Putin looks the Japanese premier in the eye





Obama...



...submits

[cofi]

is that obamas mom pic real???

[brutal]

I laughed, then I cried.

What a pussy. I know I don't have to specify.

[ZERO THEORY]

I laughed, then I cried.

What a pussy. I know I don't have to specify.

My 11th grade physics teacher suffered a stroke some years back, and had a very animated gait, as well as limited control of one arm. He was also a complete goof, overweight, and a 'nerd' in every sense of the word. Despite this, he still had it in him to ride a 10 speed to work everyday, in his polo (with pocket protector and pens/graphing pencils/etc.), grandpa jeans, and velcro shoes.

And you know what? He still looked like 100x the man Barry does here:





Forget the submissive non-sense, this picture really did it for me. That doesn't say, 'I lead the American people'. It says, 'My wife dresses me'

[roberth]

is that obamas mom pic real???

Yes - Frank Marshall Davis probably took that picture. Davis was a communist, member of the CPUSA, pornographer, and most likely candidate for father of The Wimp.

He's still a commie to me. The other guy is a Russian leader.

Both are totalitarians, Putin would probably kill you himself, The Wimp will use someone else.

[ZERO THEORY]

Yes - Frank Marshall Davis probably took that picture. Davis was a communist, member of the CPUSA, pornographer, and most likely candidate for father of The Wimp.

[UrbanWolf]

Wow, never thought of it that way....