As a public service you should name names! Gotta love these kinds of discussions when you find them. My favorite was a guy saying he hated the "Countach" and would buy a "Lamborghini" before he would buy a "Countach".
BTW: I wonder what would happen with the steel wool, also? Not enough to try it with one of mine but still wonder. I can see it just blowing out, though more likely to hit a baffle I would think. Fire (as stated above) is also a good bet... Maybe weld a bunch of fibers to the baffles if it is not Ti built? Interesting experiment for the rich and stupid.