Pawn shop shenanigans

[Squeeze]

Thats nothing, I have an AR16 that will kill space aliens!

That's child's play. I have an AK57, uzi, radar, triple-barrel, double-scoped, heat seeking, shotgun. That thing will slay unicorns and give Chuck Norris a run for his money.

[Irving]

I've got a love canon that protects children with hugs and creates jobs starting at double minimum wage. When shot into a crowd, it makes everyone it hits equal.

[Arsalan]

Reminds me of a time where we were doing goat eradication on the island of Kahoolawe in HI back in the early 80s. I shot at a goat from 100 yards and missed by 3 feet, but the goat died just the same. He was laughing so hard at my marksmanship that he fell off a cliff and died when he hit the rocks below.

[KevDen2005]

That's child's play. I have an AK57, uzi, radar, triple-barrel, double-scoped, heat seeking, shotgun. That thing will slay unicorns and give Chuck Norris a run for his money.

I see someone has been hunting a turdy point buck