Just thought I'd share a funny story.
So, yesterday the wife and I were heading south on I-25 and traffic was horrible. Well, turns out there was an accident on the other side of the interstate and our side was backed up from everybody slowing down to check it out.
Anyhow, about the time traffic should have been picking speed, this nimrod in front of me starts slowing down and cranking his neck back around to look at the accident. Whatever. I passed him.
For some reason, apparently me passing his dumb ass must have upset him because as I was getting back into the lane ahead of him I saw him give me the "you're number one" sign in my rear view mirror.
Always happy to play along, I rolled down the drivers window, stuck my hand out, and let him know the feeling was mutual.
His reply (again, in my rear view mirror) was to tell me yet again what he thought of me through the use of sign language.
So, eventually, I get over one lane to the right in preparation for making an exit. At this time, his vehicle gains speed and begins to come up on my left side.
Still having the window down, I start giving him the old evil eye as he pulls along side of me. I'm fully expecting the same evil stare back, or maybe another "you're number one" sign or some profanity at least.
Nope. Nothing.
The pussy wouldn't even look my direction. Just kept driving right by.
I was a bit disappointed.