I usually skip the return finger and roll with the 2 footed brake check!
"What, didn't wanna hit the cute helpless little bunny"
Its okay Ray, I liked the story. Stupid drivers piss me off. Today driving back from antelope hunting I flipped off at least 4 drivers. Almost all were at eisenhower tunnel where going eastbound it went to 1 lane.
there are signs for probably a mile alerting drivers to this mystical happening....3 lanes down to one. it starts with multiple hard metal signs saying right lane ends in 4000', 3000', 1500', 1000' something to that effect, multiple signs.
Then there are flashing huge displays alerting drivers the left lane ends ahead, merge now lane ends etc etc.
yet people fly past to the very last 10' and then try to squeeze in.
I had my windows down as we were moving slow and I was enjoying the air. one bitch actually came up and said "really douchebag" as I wouldn't let her in between me and another truck with a trailer. I flipped her off and said suck it cunt. she got behind me.
The next one showed up just after her and The lady tried to force her way in, I stayed close and let her drive off the road with a finger pointed her way. the last one was a douche from the right who wanted in after I let 1 car with a nice bumper sticker between me and the guy ahead, he had to stop before hitting the cones. All of it could be solved if they learned to read.
I get a rise out of it since I know if they have passengers that a pissed off conversation occurs in their vehicle.