Even more pussification...at school

[GilpinGuy]

PUSSIFICATION

No balls allowed at recess...unless they're Nerf. And no cartwheels without supervision!!! Can't have that!

“Some of these injuries can unintentionally become very serious, so we want to make sure our children have fun, but are also protected,” Maloney said.


Without helmets and pads, children are much more susceptible to getting hurt, experts said. (genius "experts" huh?)

I guess they'll have the kids walking around in chainmail next so they won't trip and impale themselves on their pencils.