We've all heard the Chuck Norris comments, now throw some out there.
These always crack me up


Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn't use a nitelight cause he's scared of the dark, the dark uses a nitelight cause it's scared of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, TWICE !!!

Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages, he leaves 'warnings'