I don't know about everyone else, but I hate you.

Why? Because you suck at telling stories, that's why.

Where is all the danger? The adventure?

I fell asleep during the middle of your story. I woke up a little at the mention of some minor confrontation, hoping it would turn into a full blown gun fight, but it just fizzled out.
Disappointing. Next time you post about making someone mad, one of you better end up in a wheel chair!

Love,

-Stu