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    Default Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness You Going?

    I thought this was funny. A bunch of hippies talken about what to do about zombies. If you do go you gotta report back with video.

    Boulder REI — Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness
    • Date: 10/29/2013
    • Event Location: Boulder REI
    • Event Fee: Free



    • Time: 6:30 - 8:00 PM MDT
    • Instructor: REI Specialist
    • Group Size: 70


    Description: Are you ready to handle any emergency situation that might arise? Join us for class that will test the knowledge of even the most devoted Zombie enthusiast. Our instructors (and resident Zombie Experts) will cover skills that can be applied not only during the Zombie Apocalypse, but also in any emergency. The Zombies are coming! Be prepared...
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    They will probably have a big turnout. The same people who told themselves "it'll never flood in Boulder" probably also told themselves "zombies don't exist" and now they are having second thoughts.

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    Hippies giving a class? No thank you.

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    Be interesting to see how they plan on dealing with Zombies minus any firepower, because you know good and well they won't be promoting the use of firearms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurley842002 View Post
    Be interesting to see how they plan on dealing with Zombies minus any firepower, because you know good and well they won't be promoting the use of firearms.
    Ding Ding Ding. How does one prepare for zombies without guns?

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    Kind of reminds me of talking with some of my liberal friends about world war z a couple years ago.

    Me: so what's your plan when the zombies come?
    them: well we will run down to the store and buy a couple guns and a bunch of ammo.
    me: ah good plan(sarcastic), so when are you going to learn how to shoot those guns?
    them: right after we leave the store, then we are coming to your house.
    me - blank stare

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    them: right after we leave the store, then we are coming to your house.

    You: " Oops, sorry. I saw you running up to my house and thought you were a zombie. My bad."

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    A bunch of us should go a share our extensive research and development on zombie killin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    A bunch of us should go a share our extensive research and development on zombie killin'.
    Damn right, and hell yea.

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    Throw granola at the zombies!
    Lessons cost money. Good ones cost lots. -Tony Beets

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