Oh joy, I won the lottery

[streetglideok]

Well it appears my betting on a good run of bad luck paid off. Received my jury summons(my first one) a few weeks ago for next week. Called the number, and of course, I am to report in, ugh. Oh what joy. It is our civic duty, etc but still, ugh.

[Gman]

If you have strongly defined values, they let you go home about lunch time.

[streetglideok]

It'll be a short day for me then. Molester=rope and tree. Thug that kills pregnant women=chain behind truck then rope in tree

[SideShow Bob]

Just wear a "Free Colorado" Tee shirt and you'll be out in time to get an egg Mc muffin before Mc D's stops serving breakfast......

[streetglideok]

Already being told to wear an NRA or S&W shirt,lol

[Irving]

Or man up and do your civic duty. You might even enjoy yourself.

[Zundfolge]

Its sad that a sacred duty that truly separates us from the hoards of serfs and subjects around the rest of this God-forsaken dirt ball is seen as such a burden.

I've been called half a dozen times over the years and only served once ... chances are even if you don't "dress to get rejected" you'll end up going home by lunch and even if you have to serve it'll likely only be a day or two.

Just look at is as an opportunity to get to see the inner workings of our legal system without it costing you any money or your freedom (and who knows, you might get a real interesting case ... in which case you're basically getting what amounts to free interactive dinner theater).

[sniper7]

you never know, you might end up on a gun rights issue and you could be the only voice of reason within the group.

[Irving]

Maybe you'll get the chance to put a dirt bag in jail.
Someone with whom I work, just told me that his offspring just got the call on the James Holmes case.

[sturn18]

Maybe you'll get the chance to put a dirt bag in jail.

Or a chance to set an innocent man free!