Police Checkpoint Proceedures

[rondog]

It didn't even match. Wrong color and make/model. Shoot first, identify second.

Those houses you see in the distance? Yeah, those got peppered too.

Let's see, we're looking for a big black male in a Nissan car, and we have two Hispanic females in a Toyota pickup? Close enough, light 'em up!

Yeah, they were justified. Biggest mistake in that incident was the women settling for only $4.2 million.

[clublights]

Let's see, we're looking for a big black male in a Nissan car, and we have two Hispanic females in a Toyota pickup? Close enough, light 'em up!

Yeah, they were justified. Biggest mistake in that incident was the women settling for only $4.2 million.

well it WAS a Pick-up they were looking for… at least they got THAT part right….