I have a coyote problem.

[colorider]

Animal control was contacted. The response was " yea, 2 weeks ago somebody reported 3 coyotes eating something big in the ditch ". Call us back if it happens again. ". If a coyote is in my yard looking for me kid or beagles, it's going to die. Simple as that. Not going to worry about laws at that point for a menace coyote. Going to dispatch with extreme prejudice in a safe manner. Be it a pellet, quiet 22, throwing knife, poison dart.

[Special Ed]

Run the thing over with your Baja and be done with it

[ChunkyMonkey]

Why can't you believe it? It's all true!

Just relabel your raccoon stick and loan it to the op!!!

[UrbanWolf]

No one has mentioned getting a roadrunner.

[Kraven251]

Hi, I am here to relocate the coyotes, to a 4ft hole.

[buffalobo]

Catch them and release them out in my neighborhood. We killed all the ones we had and need more.

[colorider]

It's the godamn wild kingdom over here. Another neighbor had their dog ripped up by a gray horned owl on Wednesday. Little foofy dog. Talons just tore the dang dog up. Was too big to fly with it so it left it in the yard. Have seen this owl a lot hanging out on our chimney. Damn cool looking bird. Our beagles must be big enough that it does not want to mess with them.

[spqrzilla]

If you can kill it by stepping on it, it ain't a dog.

[BushMasterBoy]

[buffalobo]

If you can kill it by stepping on it, it ain't a dog.

, but what do you call it?