CANDY RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All your snickers are mine.
CANDY RAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All your snickers are mine.
Farts are funny
Lol. To top it off you should get angry at them when they get home for eating so much of their candy.
Haha you sound like the kids that came to my door. I didn't have many kids come to my door this year I think I had 3 groups and the last group I told them to take a handful well one kid took 2 hands and an arm full... Then his buddy saw it and did the same and so on till the bowl was empty haha those kids made out like bandits! But at least they were little guys... And one was Peyton manning... Ah and the smart one that took the arm full first was a little army guy! Cute little suckers! My 7 month old was the cutiest pirate I have ever seen haha... I might have to post up my dog/beast
I would never raid my kids candy stash. That's immoral and just wrong...
I just charge "Parent Tax"![]()
Do the jimmy kimmel prank when they go home.
The very last customer I had was a little witch who was so tired. I had to ask her nicely to come up for one last trick or treat. I poured the whole bowl of candy into her bag. She got so excited, thanked me and asked her mommy if she could go to a few more houses. The little ones are the best.
Douglas county doesn't have school today, so I can't steal their candy yet. I hope all the good stuff is still there Monday.
Teaching them about liberals and taxes early heh?
Uh... yes. Let's look at it that way... as opposed to me being the liberal leach skimming all the Reece's peanut butter cups off the work of others...
But at the end of the day it's all about the lessons learned,and yes, they do hate 'taxes.'
Currently living in a larger apartment complex, and only had one set of trick or treaters, even had a sign up and everything. I was a little sad...also I now have a ton of chocolate and taffy.
first world problems![]()
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem. --TJ