Clenched Buttocks, Multple Anal Probes, Colonoscopy, Drugs Found = Zero

[jerrymrc]

100 million for each time I was violated. Would be the most expensive piece of ass on this planet.

And nobody wanted it. At least if your going to violate someone that will cost you big $$$ pull over Mila Kunis or Selena Gomez for Christ sakes. Miley would be no fun because she would want another.

[rondog]

Wouldn't this also be a violation of his right to have an attorney present during questioning?

CHA-CHING Is right!

[lowbeyond]

Dont tase me bro.

Seriously. That would be an entire new level of resistance.

They would tase you beat you and if they severely injured or killed you many would say good beat down /taze/kill

Why? You failed to obey. You endangered the safety of the law enforcement officers by not meekly submitting to multiple forced entries of your anus.

Yep.

[merl]

Wouldn't this also be a violation of his right to have an attorney present during questioning?

CHA-CHING Is right!

I don't think you have right to an attorney during a search. He was being searched not questioned. Hope they don't settle and this goes to court so questions like that get asked and maybe even answered.

[BushMasterBoy]

This article makes Deming PD look really bad...scratch NM as a vacation spot!

http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/05/ho...-anal-surgery/

[ANADRILL]

What if he was clenching to take a shit, and thus was the reason he ran the stop sign, as he was in hurry to get home? It would have been funny during the initial probe, he just exploded..hahahaha

[RonMexico]

holy shit!!! dude is going to be rich!

Rich and without his cherry; Now everyone is gonna refer to him as the guy who got his ass finger blasted by the cops but didn't have drugs.

[sniper7]

I think I would also be going after rape charges against the officers, the medical staff and the judge who authorized it.

[rondog]

Rich and without his cherry; Now everyone is gonna refer to him as the RICH guy who got his ass finger blasted by the cops but didn't have drugs.

FTFY

[RonMexico]

I think he should pass up the cash option and seek an eye for and eye justice..... Give this guy a Louisville slugger and 10 mins with each officer,judge, med personal and anyone else involved.