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    Just piss and puke on them and you will survive.
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    Uhm, Dinosaurs are dead so ...

    I live! Yaaayyyyy!!!
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    I have a hand grenade...pin pulled, stuffed up my ass!

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    lmao.


    the pin, or the grenade?

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    ROTFLMAO!
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    Velociraptors were only about the size of a large chicken, so when it got close I would just kick it until it decided I wasn't worth it.
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    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    Velociraptors were only about the size of a large chicken, so when it got close I would just kick it until it decided I wasn't worth it.
    I dunno....ever been attacked by a goose? Imagine one with razor sharp teeth and claws...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    I dunno....ever been attacked by a goose? Imagine one with razor sharp teeth and claws...
    Puts being nibbled to death by ducks in a whole new light.

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    You fuckers had me dreaming about getting attacked by giant prehistoric Monitor Lizards.

    Can we start a thread that involves a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    You fuckers had me dreaming about getting attacked by giant prehistoric Monitor Lizards.

    Can we start a thread that involves a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead?
    You mean Diane Feinstein, Hilary Clinton, and Nancy Pelosi?

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