Sam's Club Finally Getting to me

[StagLefty]

The first thing I do is complain on the internet about an agreement I signed.

[Rooskibar03]

Here's a piece on a guy who takes it to another level. Kinda a dick move IMHO. You agreed to terms when you purchase membership, if you don't like them then don't sign up.

http://www.ocregister.com/news/costc...eipt-card.html

Seeing this calendar item from the Irvine Chamber reminded me that I wanted to write about Costco.I have a Costco membership and go a few times per year. However, I am not an avid discount warehouse shopper like a lot of other people I know.
Specifically, I do not appreciate being asked to show my card on entry and then my receipt upon exiting. In fact, I ignore these requests every time. Anyone who has been with me on a Costco run is either entirely amused or very embarrassed by my behavior.
It all starts as I take several sanitary wipes from the dispenser at the entry door so I can sanitize the handle of the cart. (Studies show that shopping cart handles are home to everything from the common cold virus to microscopic particles of fecal matter.)
Then I push my cart, with purpose, through the entry threshold. This is usually when a card checker says, "Sir, I need to see your card." I ignore him or her and press forward.
With two or three more attempts at getting my attention, and with escalating decibels of "Sir!" being shouted, another member will usually tap me on the shoulder to let me know the card checker needs to speak with me.
I thank them politely but continue on my way. The member, who thinks they were being helpful, oftentimes acts befuddled and gives the impression of feeling slighted that I didn't hurry back like a good little sheep would do.
Once I am in the store, no one bothers me. I make my way through the aisles, filling my cart as all the other shoppers do until I am uneasy about having enough money to cover the cost of what I am buying.
After checking out, I deliberately leave the receipt at the register. Sometimes the assistant to the checker will hurriedly bring it to me. I refuse it. This is an important step in the process of keeping the honor of free people everywhere.
After paying, I head for the exit and once through the bottleneck created by the receipt checkers, I just push my cart forward and proceed to my car.
This is when things get fun. Costco's policy of checking your receipt before you leave is, to me, unacceptable. And therefore I will not adhere to it.
There is a good chance I will lose my membership over this column, but I am OK with that because I feel like it will give aid and comfort to other receipt checker dodgers and perhaps start a movement that will overwhelm the system and break Costco's idiotic policy.
They claim it is as much for your protection as it is for theirs. This is ridiculous. Other than perhaps a candy bar when I was 10, I have never stolen anything. So don't treat me like a criminal.
Getting out of Costco without showing your receipt is much more dramatic than entering without showing your card. Upon exiting, the staff will follow you or send security after you.
I know my rights though. Once I paid for it, I get to leave. You can't hold me hostage.
If you want to join me on this little effort, know full well that you are within the law and any attempt to physically stop you is not only wrong but likely either false imprisonment or assault or some other crime that Costco doesn't want its employees charged with.

[asmo]

I walk past them every time. Unless I am with the wife.. She's kinda a rule follower.

They usually say something as I go by but that's it.

[Ridge]

In the future, just blade at 45 and have an adrenaline dump

[ZERO THEORY]

I'll bite.

You're in a store the size of a regional sports arena that houses everything from $14 cuts of steak to $3,600 televisions. Unlike your local grocer who has one small entrance to keep an eye on, with no more than 30 patrons inside at any given time, the literal millions of dollars in various merchandise is out on a floor populated by a few hundred people. Surely you can understand why they want to exercise some vigilance in making sure someone doesn't just stroll in, nick a bundle of DVDs and a cell phone, then march out unimpeded.

And if you're really enough of a douche to just blow off a person who's actually working for a living (which seems rare given our state of affairs), then be combative when they ask WTF you're doing, I hope they do detain you. Good luck explaining to the police how you violated the Terms of Agreement you signed on private property but 'teh FEDURAL LAW is superseedin' it!'

[Madeinhb]

I'll bite.

You're in a store the size of a regional sports arena that houses everything from $14 cuts of steak to $3,600 televisions. Unlike your local grocer who has one small entrance to keep an eye on, with no more than 30 patrons inside at any given time, the literal millions of dollars in various merchandise is out on a floor populated by a few hundred people. Surely you can understand why they want to exercise some vigilance in making sure someone doesn't just stroll in, nick a bundle of DVDs and a cell phone, then march out unimpeded.

And if you're really enough of a douche to just blow off a person who's actually working for a living (which seems rare given our state of affairs), then be combative when they ask WTF you're doing, I hope they do detain you. Good luck explaining to the police how you violated the Terms of Agreement you signed on private property but 'teh FEDURAL LAW is superseedin' it!'

I've done it. If the line is small, i show my receipt. But there have been times where there have been 30 people in line and I walk through. I just tell them I purchased my stuff and do not have to legally wait now. They leave me alone. No cops. You can add anything into an agreement but that doesn't make it enforceable. I've seen prenups that say the man gets sex at least 3 times a week. Both him and his wife "agreed" to it. But that is not enforceable and if she declines the 3 times, nothing can be done.

And if you're using the excuse that these old ladies at the door checking merchandise is their security in preventing theft- that's dumb. Should/probably have security cameras and security watching. The old ladies at door don't care and don't even do a good job at that. They barely pay attention.

[tmleadr03]

Wtf?

EIEIO ?

Epic arfcom thread reference.

[Ridge]

You are still on their property. Going to the gift shop at the Air Force Academy doesn't make you immune from spot inspections at the gates.

[Madeinhb]

You are still on their property. Going to the gift shop at the Air Force Academy doesn't make you immune from spot inspections at the gates.

Not apples for apples

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Haha. Wow.... This thread makes me laugh........

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.