Nice blue STI in the driveway. Sure would be a shame if $500 worth of damage happened to it.

Too bad there isn't a service that could deliver remote justice. Oh, is that a crime? Well I guess he could down to the PD half a mile away and report it.

(I hate thieves, if you couldn't tell)

I hope it works out for you OP. You should be protected through your CC company/bank.