YEAH BABY I SIGNED UP FOR OBAMA CARE

[Great-Kazoo]

All it took was some patience, understanding, it is really us and not the ACA website. Whats even better, whoever i was talking to [GEORGE with a crazy "southern" accent] while walking through the web site. LET ME USE MY CREDIT CARD TO CHARGE THE WHOLE 2014 YEAR.
AM I STOKED YOU BETCHCA. EVEN BETTER they sent me my coverage by e-mail. AFTER i gave them my password, since they could not e-mail from their location without it.
TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
I printed out a copy and wanted to share my coverage. It's so AMAZING my / OUR president has everyone's best interest at hand.

Here it is COMPARE and weep you slackers.

AFFORDABLE CARE ACT ENROLLMENT PLAN :


• An aspirin and a band-aid.

• An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

• A 'Tax the Rich' banner

• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

• An application for food stamps

• A prayer rug

• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my azs.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon