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    Default A Dream Come True

    One sunny day in January, 2017, an elderly man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “Young man, I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The eld...erly man said, “Okay,” and walked away.

    The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “Young man, I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here.” The man thanked him and again just walked away.

    The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “Young man, I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you twice already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?” The elderly man looked at the Marine and with a smile he said,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”

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    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Dreams will come true!

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    Well done !!!!
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    LOL
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    Nice one.

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    I'll have to pass this one along.

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    I LOL'd
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    Nice!
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