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  1. 11-16-2013, 22:40 #1
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    Default YEAH BABY I SIGNED UP FOR OBAMA CARE

    All it took was some patience, understanding, it is really us and not the ACA website. Whats even better, whoever i was talking to [GEORGE with a crazy "southern" accent] while walking through the web site. LET ME USE MY CREDIT CARD TO CHARGE THE WHOLE 2014 YEAR.
    AM I STOKED YOU BETCHCA. EVEN BETTER they sent me my coverage by e-mail. AFTER i gave them my password, since they could not e-mail from their location without it.
    TEAM AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
    I printed out a copy and wanted to share my coverage. It's so AMAZING my / OUR president has everyone's best interest at hand.

    Here it is COMPARE and weep you slackers.

    AFFORDABLE CARE ACT ENROLLMENT PLAN :


    • An aspirin and a band-aid.

    • An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

    • A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

    • A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

    • A 'Tax the Rich' banner

    • An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

    • An application for food stamps

    • A prayer rug

    • A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

    • And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my azs.

    Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
    Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon
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  2. 11-16-2013, 22:46 #2
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    Damn that's a nice plan. I couldn't afford that plan as the aspirin and band aid threw off my budget.....can't wait for the yard sign (I love yard signs )
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    Hell yeah where da obamafonez?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio
    Getting people more wound up than a liberal who just lost their welfare check
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    sweet! Can I be a dependent on your plan?
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    sweet! Can I be a dependent on your plan?
    Same sex partners have a lower premium and deductible. You want bottom, again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Same sex partners have a lower premium and deductible. You want bottom, again?
    Lmao, damn. All in the name of insurance😲
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    Quote Originally Posted by killianak9 View Post
    Lmao, damn. All in the name of insurance
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    You're in Good Hands
    You son of a...
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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    That video pisses me off every time I watch it. If we had a double face palm smiley I would attach it here.
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    Lol it gets on my nerves too, but it fits.
    Getting people more wound up than a liberal who just lost their welfare check
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