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    Default TSA is a bunch of highschool drops

    As I'm sure you already know, the TSA is a bunch of bullshit.

    Remember all that shit that got passed out to police departments about being a Ron Paul supporter makes you a terrorist? Well check out this link. Watch it, and be infuriated.

    http://donklephant.com/2009/04/02/ro...carrying-cash/
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    Since TSA is a gov't agency they must have made the best decision with our safety in mind.
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    My first thought was what is a reportable amount of cash? Last I heard it was $10,000.00
    Even so 4500? Guess I'm glad I don't fly.

    oh ,,and TSA ? they definatly need WAY MORE training.

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    ~ what are you worried about if you've got nothing to hide?


    that phrase should should be the death sentance for who ever says that in the line of duty

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7idl View Post
    ~ what are you worried about if you've got nothing to hide?


    that phrase should should be the death sentance for who ever says that in the line of duty
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    DIA TSA: Please step aside sir, we need to wand you.
    Me: I didn't set off the metal detector.
    DIA TSA: I know. It's random.
    WAND: *random beeps around my socks*
    DIA TSA: I have to pat you down now.
    Me: What? If my socks are setting it off, you got that thing turned up too high.
    DIA TSA: It's not your socks. It's the rebar in the floor. But it went off so I have to pat you down now.
    Me: Doesn't that mean you pat down everyone you wand?
    DIA TSA: Yes.
    Me:
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheAvatar9265ft View Post
    DIA TSA: Please step aside sir, we need to want you.
    Me: I didn't set off the metal detector.
    DIA TSA: I know. It's random.
    WAND: *random beeps around my socks*
    DIA TSA: I have to pat you down now.
    Me: What? If my socks are setting it off, you got that thing turned up too high.
    DIA TSA: It's not your socks. It's the rebar in the floor. But it went off so I have to pat you down now.
    Me: Doesn't that mean you pat down everyone you wand.
    DIA TSA: Yes.
    Me:

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    When airport gets busy, it is sometimes faster to become selectee.

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    Did you know that they now augment the pseudo-random selection process by behavioral profiling folks in the line?

    One of their best and brightest hadn't learned how to whisper into his microphone yet, I overheard him choosing the guy in front of me for an "exaggerated yawn". This is at 615 in the fucking morning.

    I will give COS credit for hiring a better crew than some other airports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XJ View Post
    Did you know that they now augment the pseudo-random selection process by behavioral profiling folks in the line?

    One of their best and brightest hadn't learned how to whisper into his microphone yet, I overheard him choosing the guy in front of me for an "exaggerated yawn". This is at 615 in the fucking morning.

    I will give COS credit for hiring a better crew than some other airports.
    They fuck up my luggage EVERY TIME I fly. Last time I left a note in my luggage telling them to stay the hell out of my personal shit. They didn't take that very well.

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