Quote Originally Posted by XJ View Post
Did you know that they now augment the pseudo-random selection process by behavioral profiling folks in the line?

One of their best and brightest hadn't learned how to whisper into his microphone yet, I overheard him choosing the guy in front of me for an "exaggerated yawn". This is at 615 in the fucking morning.

I will give COS credit for hiring a better crew than some other airports.
They fuck up my luggage EVERY TIME I fly. Last time I left a note in my luggage telling them to stay the hell out of my personal shit. They didn't take that very well.