If this isn't the most bizarre headline ever, I don't know what is

[KevDen2005]

Oh man, I've been to the UK several times and the teens in that country are pretty messed up anyway. They start drinking with parents permission at 16 and the girls are all trying to land a husband. The amount of cleavage on display in the smaller hamlets is amazing.


TEA



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I feel the need to take a trip there all of a sudden

[rockhound]

it would not be the most difficult surgery, painful , but not nearly as complicated as reattaching an arm or leg, and they function after surgery depending on the amount of damage

read a story years ago about a guy that went crazy because he could not get a gender reassignment, took a chain saw to his, id doubt that could be reattached

[Gman]

Chain saw with a sharp blade makes an amazingly clean cut...he'll just be missing about 1/4" of tissue due to the kerf of the blade.

When I was in college, I witnessed the cutting of a birthday cake with a chainsaw, while it was still in the box. Was the cleanest cake cut I ever saw. The frosting on top was undisturbed along the edge of the clean cut.

[TFOGGER]

Pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy Sues Nike For $100 Million After He Used Air Jordans To Stomp John

A convicted Portland, Ore. pimp is suing Nike for $100 million because he says the company should include a warning label on his Air Jordans that said they could be used as a deadly weapon, according to the Oregonian.Sirgiorgiro Clardy was convicted of repeatedly stomping a man's face after he didn't pay one of Clardy's prostitutes in 2012. He's serving a 100-year sentence for second-degree assault and other crimes including beating one of his prostitutes so badly she was bleeding from her ears.
This time, Clardy blames Nike.
"Under product liability there is a certain standard of care that is required to be upheld by potentially dangerous product ..." Clardy wrote in his complaint. "Do (sic) to the fact that these defendants named in this Tort claim failed to warn of risk or to provide an adequate warning or instruction it has caused personal injury in the likes of mental suffering."

[Irving]

I feel the need to take a trip there all of a sudden

Watch My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and get your fix.

[HoneyBadger]

Saw it on Drudge... A guy in Times Square dressed as "Woody" from Toy Story was arrested for groping women. Get it? "Woody"?