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    Default If this isn't the most bizarre headline ever, I don't know what is

    Teenager Gets High On New Drug Called ‘Meow Meow,’ Stabs His Mother And Cuts His Dick Off

    From the UK- apparently there's a new drug that makes you absolutely batshit crazy... and this British teen went all kinds of cookoo!
    From the UK Mirror:
    A 19-year-old British college student stabbed his mother before slicing off his own penis last month after taking a synthetic drug called mephedrone, better known as “Meow Meow.”
    According to the UK Mirror, police found the teenager dangling his severed penis out of a window, spraying blood on whoever was unfortunate enough to walk by.

    London police rushed the boy and his 46-year-old mother to a nearby hospital, where they were both treated for life-threatening injuries.

    Both the boy and his mother were reported to be in stable condition, and surgeons were able to successfully reattach the penis.


    Mephedrone is a popular illegal party drug in the UK that is also known by street names “drone,” “meow meow” and “MCAT.”
    It apparently produces similar effects to cocaine, an energetic body high that could also turn into paranoia and anxiety if abused.
    At least the story has a happy ending...
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    If that is not a more blatant example of Murphy Darwin cleansing the gene pool I don't know what is.

    WhyTF did they sew it back on ?!?!?!?!?
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    WOW!

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    Wow!

    I've got nothing else . . . . . just wow.

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    Darwin winner.
    Sayonara

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    Quote Originally Posted by spqrzilla View Post
    Darwin winner.
    He didn't die. That's some crazy ish but I've read a couple Darwin Awards that were a bit crazier.

    "This is your dick. This is your dick on drugs." Now that's an effective anti-drug campaign.

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    Glad the mom survived, but a happy ending would have been a Darwin award for the kid.

    Some people should not survive stupid.
    If you're unarmed, you are a victim


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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
    Glad the mom survived, but a happy ending would have been a Darwin award for the kid.

    Some people should not survive stupid.
    I blame those damn bobbies... unarmed bunch of tea sippers! "Crikey! We can't arrest this lad now! It's bloody tea time!"
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    Oh man, I've been to the UK several times and the teens in that country are pretty messed up anyway. They start drinking with parents permission at 16 and the girls are all trying to land a husband. The amount of cleavage on display in the smaller hamlets is amazing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by wctriumph View Post
    Oh man, I've been to the UK several times and the teens in that country are pretty messed up anyway. They start drinking with parents permission at 16 and the girls are all trying to land a husband. The amount of cleavage on display in the smaller hamlets is amazing.


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    I feel the need to take a trip there all of a sudden

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