Got it guys, thanks.

I'm thinking someone at PSA (or their supplier/bagger) fancies himself a comedian.
The 1/4-20 x 2" bolt they sent was zinc plated and even had a 7/16" hex head...like something out of a snow blower.

I sent PSA a nasty-gram, not that they ever answer their emails.

Thanks again, and my apologies to DD Jay if he still follows this forum.

P.S. I haven't done anything 'willy-nilly' since I got married.

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