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    Back...what, 18 years ago or so, my sis had a problem of her junior high lockermate stealing her gum. She coated some with Ipecac...never was stolen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    What if we happen to like spinach? WHAT NOW!
    Put your food in something like this. Betcha can't guess what this is from!
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    Oh I almost fell out of my chair reading those. My employee's are all looking to see what's going on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    What if we happen to like spinach? WHAT NOW!
    Calm down Popeye.
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    Laughed my ass off twice over those reviews. Once when I read it this morning and just now when I tried to read them to my wife. She had to read them herself after the second one. I couldn't keep a straight enough face to read them aloud.

    I am glad my wife is allergic to sugar substitutes and we never by sugar free products. We make our own sugar free and don't use toxic chemicals.

    Could be effective deterrent for food thieves at work.
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    Our first test pilot (unknowingly) is a gal who does girl on girl shows at guy's homes... Pretty much a totally annoying seahag that happens to sponge off of my neighbor who is a lonely desperate goof. No, he does not get free shows, and neither do I. She has a "performance" in vail this weekend and loves to eat snacks on the way up. This could end up being legendary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Our first test pilot (unknowingly) is a gal who does girl on girl shows at guy's homes... Pretty much a totally annoying seahag that happens to sponge off of my neighbor who is a lonely desperate goof. No, he does not get free shows, and neither do I. She has a "performance" in vail this weekend and loves to eat snacks on the way up. This could end up being legendary.
    Oh my.....
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    someone's butthole sneezed.

    hard to vampire sneeze that one.

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    Hahahahahahahahaha, that was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    We've got a problem at work where people are taking food that isn't theirs, sometimes lunches out of the fridge, sometimes out of desks.
    Sounds like the kind of job I'd get fired from. Employers typically don't take too kindly to employees threatening to "beat another employee's ass".

    But seriously-I make my lunches the night before. If I take the time to cook myself an actual meal and someone steals it...we're gonna have some problems.

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