5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears

[Ah Pook]

The reviews are classic.

http://slightlyviral.com/beware-suga...on-amazon-com/

[GunsRBadMMMMKay]

Oh man, one night I binged on sugar free candy..............BIG MISTAKE

[Great-Kazoo]

holy fuck, the dogs are barking i'm laughing so fukn hard.
Distinctive ching of that penny i swallowed back in 82

[ray1970]

That's awesome. I seriously haven't laughed that much in months.

Thanks.

[colorider]

My buddy and I saw that early last week. A bag of those ass blasters should be here tomorrow. Am NOT going to try them myself as I know what happens to me when I eat that certain sugar substatute NOT something I want to experience again. There will be some fantastic reports back here about the carnage that will happen. Have a few asshats that will be getting these snacks.

[Irving]

I've eaten most of a five pound bag of Red Hot Tamales once. I paid the piper when a friend was over the next day to help me do an engine swap. I was trying to scoot the engine around the garage by pushing on it when I found out I was in trouble.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hilarious. Gotta get some of these for work. [evil grin]. It'll be the last time they ever mock me for MY gas; eh?!

Hey member JackRyan, this is your warning, DON''T EAT THE GUMMIES!

My buddy and I saw that early last week. A bag of those ass blasters should be here tomorrow. Am NOT going to try them myself as I know what happens to me when I eat that certain sugar substatute NOT something I want to experience again. There will be some fantastic reports back here about the carnage that will happen. Have a few asshats that will be getting these snacks.

You guys need to be careful. One of the people that eats them could file charges.

http://seattletimes.com/html/nationw...axative18.html

http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/95614794.html

[wyome]

laughed so hard i had an asthma attack....lets hear it for fast acting inhalers...

[theGinsue]

You guys need to be careful. One of the people that eats them could file charges.

http://seattletimes.com/html/nationw...axative18.html

http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/95614794.html

We've got a problem at work where people are taking food that isn't theirs, sometimes lunches out of the fridge, sometimes out of desks. I had 2 Almond Joys stolen out of my overhead cabinet.

If I leave an opened bag on my desk and don't invite anyone to partake, well....

[Monky]

Funny... I've got a bag coming for that same reason. Only I don't have anything like almond joys. Fruit, jerky, nuts... They all vanish.. And my hot sauces too... Which is why all the labels were removed from those so people don't know what they're getting in to... Already had a few tell me I'm fucking evil. Wait till they steal these...




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