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    Default Kidnapping prank in Parker tonight

    So I've been working weekends as a bouncer at the tailgate in Parker to make some extra money for about 5 months now. Tonight I was standing on the patio and heard a god awful scream from over on Main Street and see a guy drag a girl kicking and screaming into a white van and try to take off down main street. Luckily one of Parker PDs police officers that frequents the bar just to check on things was pulling up in his cruiser and heard the girl scream. He sees me running after the van and cuts them off and pulls the idiot out of the van. Turns out it was a bunch of high school dousche bag fucking kids that thought it would be funny to pull a kidnapping prank in front of the bar. They didn't think it was funny when half if Parker PD showed up a couple minutes later. I did get some gratification out of seeing tears rolling down their faces when they were about to go jail, fucking morons.
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    Awesome. Totally.
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    ...how was that even supposed to be funny?
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    Well, they won't make that mistake again I bet you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    The youth of today, I tell ya.
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    ...how was that even supposed to be funny?
    Seriously...


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    Play stoopid games........
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    They probably saw the movie old school and thought to reenact. Who knows what else they would have found funny after that. Glad they got nailed
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    OOPS, use of deadly force to stop a kidnapping is legal. That could have been a bad day all around.

    C: The other person is committing or reasonably appears about to commit kidnapping as defined in section 18-3-301 or 18-3-302,
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    The first thing that came to mind is this was not a prank. They got caught in the process of kidnapping and tried to play it off. Maybe I'm just in untrusting asshole but that's how I see it. P

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